Wednesday, January 04, 2006

How Much Are You Worth?

Apparently, I'm worth roughly $2,300,000. I'm OK with that. How about you?

Human for Sale

FYI, B cups or smaller net you nothing. They are not hot commodities on the market, which should be a newsflash to American women everywhere. Personally, I decided long ago that the reason I am single is because of my zip code, not my bra size. It's always about someone else, sweetie.

p.s. The above link is from my spectacular friend, Berns, who has her finger on the pulse. Check her out: Berns I and Berns II.

2 comments:

  1. This is disturbing. No wonder the fundamentalists are out to get you.

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  2. I might have cheated in a place or two. I'm just saying might.

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