That is my favorite, computer-generated email subject line to date, and not because it preceded a rhetorically sound argument for why Viagra can turn my life around. It's just that it proves the axiom that if a million monkeys type for a million years, they really can come up with something. AND, it sure makes you want to keep reading, which every good title must do. I wonder if I can work it into the Murder by Month Series. I Await Your Kidney in January.
In news that is sure to give adolescent teen boys and insurance convention attendees everywhere a momentary pause of sadness, the chairman of Hooters was found dead in his home. It is everyone's hope that this will not uspet the delicate balance allowing camel-toe shorts and chicken wings to come together in one delicious place.
On a much happier note, I have been asked to do a booksigning in my hometown of Paynesville, at the Blessing Well, from 4-7 on August 17th. Refreshments will be served (I asked for a keg and a bag of pretzels, but I can't promise anything), and it will be fun! Come one, come all.
Right now, I am creating some kick-ass online Creative Writing curriculum. If you're interested in learning more about the craft, you should register for my fall online course. It's a regular college course, and so transferable to most institutions, but it's all online so you can be anywhere to take it. Back to it.
How's that short story coming?
ReplyDeleteDo you sleep?
ReplyDeleteI was going to try sleep, but then Lex Ham nagged me about the short story, so now I'll have to put that off for a couple more days. ;) Actually, thanks for the gentle pressure, Lex Ham. I'm out of town until Friday afternoon, but my parents are taking my kids that evening, and I am going to stay home and pound out my first draft. I'm a little scared, but you just gotta dive right in, right?
ReplyDeleteGo for it!
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