The May Day Thong.

Mr. B. owns the copyright on this, so don't even think of stealing it. On a side note, can I just mention how skilled Mr. B. is? His brain is working 24/7, over clothes and under clothes, to think of original and compelling ways to set May Day apart from the pack. You can't pay for skillz like those.

p.s. I'm saddened to report that the promo budget has been spent on May Day bookmarks, postcards, calendar magnets, pens, book bags, and t-shirts, so the thong fundies remain only a pipe dream.